About
About J and J… as told by our apologists, The Von-Glorious & Rolanda
artwork by Akil Davis Killa9127@optonline.net
Sit back and listen to The Von-Glorious and Rolanda (our personal apologists … and yes, we have two … don’t hate) tell you about us:
Besides being intelligent divas who pen kickass prose, Jeanie (the shagalicious wordslinger) and her momma, Jayha (the ninja master of prose), are dessert-eating, take-no-shit, tell-it-like-they-feel instead of tell-it-like-people-want-to-hear-it women. They are women who have brains and aren’t afraid to use them; feelings and aren’t afraid to express them; and, middle fingers which they’ll happily use to salute out of line peeps. Independently, both are forces of nature that leave you begging for mercy or begging for more.
A kickass tag team duo bound together by the pen, they plan on ruling the world side-by-side. Jeanie will be ruling in her favorite hoodie and her Chuck Taylors; Jayha will be wearing her Crocs, a blue t-shirt along with her halo. Of course, all ruling will be done swiftly as Jeanie is always out getting into sh*t and Jayha is busy indulging in her torrid affair with ESPN.
**IN CASE YOU WANT TO TELL US HOW GREAT WE ARE** and believe us we totally crush on that kind of thing:
TO CHECK OUT OUR MEDIOCRE MYSPACE PAGE:
http://www.myspace.com/jeanieandjayha
JAYHA:
Okay, let’s see…I like adulation…A LOT…so y’all should do that…NOW…more, more, more…oh yeah, just like that, louder, louder, say it like you mean it. Yes! Yes! Yessssssssssssss!
Oh, give me a minute. Okay, what else do I like? Hmm. Dessert, sweet iced tea, using the word ‘MF’…and chasing it with the phrase ‘you can kiss my whole a**’, action movies, fountain pens, luxurious bath and body products, and unbridled power. Did I mention dessert?
So in my spare time…ha ha ha ha ha…Spare time. WTF is that? That must be a rumor…you know like unicorns.
I use my actual name as a pseudonym so in the event that I wild out I won’t bring shame upon my family, who believe it or not, actually like me…so there.
My favorite season is football; my favorite color is Carolina blue.
I need my ego stroked several times a day and regular doses of cheesecake to keep me content. I have a mild sense of megalomania but it never bothered me as much as it bothers others.
What else? I’ve been accused of being many things including the catalyst for the fall of the Roman Empire and a cult leader with low aspirations but those are rumors started by my haters.
That’s pretty much it…I’m tired, have a stack of dvds to catch up on, and an exam next week, and I still have to plot the destruction of all who oppose me, which is a hella lot of people. No wonder I’m always so tired.
JEANIE:
Okay, what can I say about me? Hmm. My little sister describes me as the hot, sexy brick sh*thouse badazz filmmaker, and you know why? Because she has great freaking taste.
I’m crazy, I smoke too much (and yes, My Momma knows that, don’t worry she’s trying to get me to quit!). My favourite beverage is cold coke, coke with ice, coke in a glass, coke in a bottle…I think y’all get the picture! I’m of the grandiose notion that world peace will only happen when women take over all the TOP jobs.
All of the characters are parts of people I know (don’t worry Mr and Ms X your secrets are safe with me…I’ve changed your appearance and name…LOL!) and love.
All of my male characters are ALPHA (some on the sensitive side…but they’re gonna wild out sooner or later you keep messing with them or their woman!) and my female characters are kick azz, sassy, intelligent, women that will as soon stand beside her man facing off against The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse as well as kick his azz for leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor.
That’s all that I have for now. Well, there is more but I’m tired so I’ll have to add it later so calm your f’ing ballz.
More Contact Info
Individual Emails:
jayhaleigh@gmail.com
ms.jeanie.johnson@gmail.com
Our mediocre myspace pages:
http://www.myspace.com/jayhaleigh
http://www.myspace.com/jeanie_johnson
