Welcome to the Jeanie and Jayha adventure. Before you embark upon this quest, please ensure that you have: your sense of humor and an open mind. If you are easily offended, this is not the adventure for you.
If you're not afraid of some WTF, some NFW, some cussing, some "learning somebody something" or some close your eyes-stomp your foot-throw your head back-and your fist in the air-while moaning like the Amen corner during a tent revival, then grab a mason jar of sweet, iced tea, get comfortable and come into our world.
"The minute you settle for less than you deserve,
you get even less than you settled for."