MFP Posse
We’ll either help you find deliverance … or send you running looking for it.
THE MFP POSSE EXECUTIVE BOARD
Fearless Leader: Jayha
The Spoiled Baby: Jeanie
MMFIC & Professor of Recreation: Von-glorious
MNWIC (Main Nuttin’-up Watcher In Charge), Overlord of Urban Legends: Rolanda
Supreme Posse Commander: Aunt Donna
Official Best Friend of the Leader: Thug
Starter of International Incidents: Dréa Riley
Benevolent Despot: Shara Azod
Posse Press Secretary & the Asst. Overlord of Smileys: Laura Guevara
Sgt-At-Arms & Chancellor of the University of Pa-Dunk-a-Dunk Presentation: Toni, aka Mrs. BSD
JUNIOR EXECUTIVES
Director of Spirituality: AllMine
Entire Legal Dept for the Posse: Kesha
CEO of Inventive Methods of Revenge: Regi
J-CEO of Vengeance: Valleyviolet/Moraneta Mammita!
Proprietor of the Posse Bakery: Sunniii
Events Coordinator & Editor-in-Chief of the Posse Newsletter: Thumper
The Who-Done-it-and-Why Chick: Lisa
Official Posse Diva: Tasha
Chief Medical Officer: Jordan
Administrator and Chief Marketer for the MF Please Posse Empire: Alcira
Posse Lexiconeer: Stephanie D.
Mistress of Graphics — to come up with banners to tag the places we’ve been: Celia Kyle
Official Cover Artist — in charge of painting the portraits of the Posse Hierarchy (hot men included): Anne Cain
FACT SHEET
Official Song: What It’s Like by Everlast
Official Books Penned by Someone other than Jeanie and Jayha: the Magnus Pack quad: Pack Challenge, Go Fetch!, Here, Kitty Kitty, and Miss Congeniality (in the When He was Bad anthology)by Shelly Laurenston
Official Videogame: Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction by Lucas Arts Entertainment
Official Ad: Mercenaries video game ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC2GzK7Aw4c
Official Ride: black on black GMC Topkick 6500 although to get to a beatdown we will jump in anything that has wheels
Official Bakery: Aunt Sunnii’s Just Desserts
Official Beat Down: Kong v the T-Rex’s in King Kong (2005) and Hulk v. Abomination in The Incredible Hulk (2008)
NEED TO KNOWS
The trifling shall be served this:
Beverage: A nice hot cup of anger or a steamy cup of STFU
Entrée: MF PLEASE is served with an extra helping of HE** TO THE NO
Side: An order of YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MONKEY AZZ MIND
Dessert: A slice of YOU CAN KISS MY WHOLE ENTIRE AZZ
MOTTO
Somewhere there’s a pervert who just needs his ass whipped and that’s where we come in. THE MFP POSSE is in business. Change into your alter ego and come ride with us.
FAQS
WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF A PERVERT?
Pervert- idiots who are basically a waste of Oxygen including but not limited to pedophiles and rapists.
HOW DO YOU GET IN?
Currently, individuals may apply for membership by completing the application [attached] but after we get big time, then you will have to be invited (kind of like that black credit card).
IS THE APPLICATION NECESSARY?
Absolutely, because we need to weed out bleeding heart liberals and riff-raff. This is due to the fact that the P.A.W Posse is serious about:
a- loving ourselves
b-maintaining the sisterhood/brotherhood of the group
c-good eats
d-stomping mudholes in peeps and walking them dry
e-our vision of world domination for the leader, copious oiled-up hot men to fan us with palm leaves and cater to our every whim
APPLICATION
Before you can proceed you must answer this one question:
Are you now, or have you ever been a vegetarian?
*a yes response does not automatically bar you from membership but we will be looking at you real hard whilst sucking our teeth in disgust and shaking our heads in disbelief
1: What is your favorite fried food?
2: What will you be rolling in en route to bringing down a pervert?
3: What song will be cranked to full volume whilst on the way?
4: What is your personal motto/mantra that you live by?
Thank you for your interest in the PAW Posse. We will discuss it over a smorgasbord of fried foods and get back to you within the next ten working days. If selected for membership you will need to choose a ghetto-fab name (that is the alter ego you go by when totally pis*ed). This name is for identification purposes and because when they make the action figures names such as Boomquita sound so much colorful than say, Jane.
WHERE TO GET OUR GEAR:
http://www.zazzle.com/mfpposse
