Meet the Feast Sisters: Aurora (the headmistress), Australis (the hacker), Corona-Borealis (the forensic accountant), and Solar (the short seller).   

The Feast family doesn’t celebrate “normal” holidays.  Instead, the family kicked off a holiday realignment that ended with new holidays and new times to celebrate the holidays they decided to keep.  Their get together usually had at least two peeps you never wanted to see again and food that might turn you into some kind of -tarian, be it vegetarian, meat-atarian, or dessert-atarian.  And there was mayhem.  Sweet tea.  Hooch.  And possibly flamethrowers, because this is the Feast family and they are equally ready for fun and for some insurgents to drop by.  

Feast Family observations:

  • Affirmation of Everyone’s Awesomeness Day (January 01)
  • Winter shenanigans adventure (February)
  • Kill Them with Courtesy Day (first week in March)
  • Spring shenanigans adventure (April)
  • The Mothers of the Movements Day (May)
  • The Fathers of the Movements Day (June)
  • Juneteenth (June)
  • Our Favorite Historical Badasses Day (July)
  • Summer shenanigans adventure (August)
  • Real Christmas Day (mid-September)
  • GHOE (all week long) (October)
  • Autumn shenanigans adventure (first week of November)
  • Eff You, We’ll Take Our Freedom Day (November)
  • Thanks-DIBS-ing (December 26)
  • High Feast Day


  • This Feast’s a-Slayin’ (Solar Feast and Azur Dragonera)
  • Thanks-DIBS-ing  (Corona Borealis Feast and Lothar and Gumarich Brynjar)