KENNESAW CHAOS
- Bad to the Jones (Grace Kennesaw Jones)
- In Search of the Fountain of Couth (Asshole of the Year, MountDenali Mann and Arkham Kennesaw, dinosaur-hunter extraordinaire)
- SIBLING SURVIVALRY: Them MacCadáin Girls and Those Francisco Stiùbhart Boys (Professors Abeni and Tinashe Harper-MacCadáin and Coinneach and Eòghan Stiùbhart)