What happens when two art historians fall in love and have children besides their progeny being fluent in several languages?  Well if you’re Prado and Galleria, you get characters.  Introducing: Louvre: rare books librarian, art historian…and hater of douchebags; Hagia-Sophia: archivist, document examiner, handwriting analysis expert…and full-blown nerd; Uffizi: professor, exhibits advisor; and, Smithsonian, curator, scholar.  Both brothers are thirst traps and walking advertisement for ‘I’ll deadass leave you in a pool of you own blood and the blood of the MFs rolling with you.’

Books:

  • Happy Jacquesing Day (rare books librarian, art historian, and TVD spec ops badass, Gintaras Vytautas)
  • Book, Dine & Ring Her (archivist, document examiner, handwriting analysis expert…and full-blown nerd Hagia-Sophia Tate and Tulok Gu∂brander)