CAVEAT: It is difficult work being human and sometimes life is just freaking hard. Therefore, we write stories that involve copious SHENANIGANS, well-educated, kickazz heroines who come in all sizes and shades. Thus, if that’s not your cup of tea…don’t write us asking when we’re going to be different because if we even bother to reply, the response will be chock full of expletives. We write what we enjoy. We hope you enjoy it too.
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The Jeanie (also known as the shagalicious wordslinger) uses the article in front of her name, wears socks with flip-flops (despite the heart-wrenching pleas of the masses), has a hoodie for every season, and likes getting “fresh air.”
Jayha (self-proclaimed literary badazz) is a pound cake snob and a connoisseur of gummy bears, shortbread, and kombucha. She has a fountain pen and flamethrower fetish and is on a mission to become an astrophysicist, paleontologist, theologian…or Queen Mother (a la Ramonda) so she is hitting the gym, growing out her locs, and looking for a Crown Prince to adopt. She doesn’t want the headache of running an empire; she simply wants a scepter, a badazz outfit, and an army to quash her enemies while she completes her doctorate.
Neither The Jeanie nor Jayha will be working out their two-second notice, much less a two-week notice when they come into money. There will however, be epic may-os and off-the-charts shenanigans. We have all these social media outlets, but we treat them bad, because we have ish to do, and sometimes, sisters need to rest. So your best bet is checking on Facebook, because we will actually update that on occasion or when there is a new release!
- Blog: https://jeanieandjayha.com/blog/
- Facebook (JeanieandJayha Authors): https://www.facebook.com/jeanieandjayha
- Facebook (Jeanie Johnson): https://www.facebook.com/ms.jeanie.johnson
- Facebook (Jayha Leigh): https://www.facebook.com/jayhaleigh
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jeanieandjayha/