What happens when two art historians fall in love and have children besides their progeny being fluent in several languages?  Well if you’re Prado and Galleria, you get characters.  Introducing:

  • Louvre: rare books librarian, art historian…and hater of douchebags.
  • Hagia-Sophia: archivist, document examiner, handwriting analysis expert…and full-blown nerd.
  • Uffizi: professor, exhibits advisor…and a walking advertisement for ‘I wish a MF would’
  • Smithsonian: curator, scholar…and oblivious to the fact that he’s a thirst trap.